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the Jordan 

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The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.
I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.
the Jordan by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012
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The Jordan 

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The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.
"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
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The Jordan • the jordan effect • The Jordan Belfort • The Jordan Breyer • The Jordan of • The Jordan Poole Effect • The Jordan Shuffle • The Jordan Treatment • The Michael Jordan • the Michael Jordan of

The Jordan 

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Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
The Jordan by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021
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The Jordan 

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When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”
Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan
The Jordan by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022
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The Jordan Poole Effect 

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Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.
Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”
The Jordan Poole Effect by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on May 1, 2026
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The Jordan Breyer 

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Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.
Do you have some tic tacs? I just did the Jordan Breyer.
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The Jordan of 

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A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.
Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.
The Jordan of by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2015
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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