the Iowa 

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn

1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”

the Iowa by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

The Iowa Windmill 

The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion

Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"

The Iowa Windmill by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 4, 2014

The iowa wet willy 

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

The iowa wet willy by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

The Iowa Game

(noun) An excuse to drink with others over a shared connection during the Iowa Hawkeyes game instead of being sober and professionally networking with that shared Iowa Hawkeyes connection.

“Honey, sorry I can’t be designated driver right now, The Iowa Game is happening! Please drive us or get us an Uber as I double fisted Hawkeye and Malort each for the third time at this dive bar!”

The Iowa Game by FundedByBurritos March 26, 2026

Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025