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the Iowa 

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there
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The Iowa Windmill 

The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion
Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"

The iowa wet willy 

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

The Iowa Game

(noun) An excuse to drink with others over a shared connection during the Iowa Hawkeyes game instead of being sober and professionally networking with that shared Iowa Hawkeyes connection.
“Honey, sorry I can’t be designated driver right now, The Iowa Game is happening! Please drive us or get us an Uber as I double fisted Hawkeye and Malort each for the third time at this dive bar!”

Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.