The Greg

the hottest guy on the planet.

he literally has to deny every woman, cause he can't keep up.

he is often hunted by "chewy"

wow the greg is great, to bad that chewy won't leave him alone

by cancron August 2, 2004

the Greg

when giving a simple kiss goodnight, instead of going for the cheek, you lean in alittle more therefore getting partial lip action

Alexa : so did you hook up with that kid?
Arianna : noo, all i got was the Greg

by "Jelly" April 25, 2006

The Greg Oden

A way of dressing that entails wearing a suit.

I see you're rocking the Greg Oden tonight. Way to keep it classy.

The Oklahoma City Thunder would like to thank you for supporting Greg Oden.

by CJNxn5 July 9, 2011

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

The Greg aka "The Boss"

The Greg: When your so fucked up that you have been getting head for a half hour but you cant cum so you tell that bitch to supple on the end your penis while you masturbate into her mouth.

I was a fifth deep in whiskey and i couldn't cum so i gave that slut The Greg aka "The Boss"...told the slut to put her mouth on my penis as I rubbed one out down her throat. Then I made that bitch sleep on the floor.

by sonicmolly4 December 12, 2010

the greg levy

When you have someone shit on your chest and then rub it through out your body. This usually transpires before anal sex, and is strickly to be done with men only.

greg levy was exstatic when he got his boyfriend gay bob to give him the greg levy. After they have but sex and he bleeded from his ass.

by Phillip Sowa March 12, 2004