The Goomba 

The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.

Yeah, buddy! I totally gave her The Goomba last night! She got goomba'd.

The Goomba by Mattlick July 4, 2008

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba 

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

Somebody has to be the goombas by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

Somebody has to be the goombas by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

Somebody has to be the goombas by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

The Gooba Gooba Tree 

A magical tree often said to produce the iconic Australian Toyota Landcruiser series. Its origins are considerably unknown.

'Now what plant do you think this 200 Series was built at?'

'Oh I don't know the Gooba Gooba Tree?'

The Gooba Gooba Tree by Anonymous Australian November 2, 2020

The Goonbag

When you piss in a girl during sex. Then eat her out until she cums then squirts it back into your mouth. Re-creating the action of drinking from a goon bag.

Bro i tried “the goonbag” last night with my girl and it was so gross….but good at the same time you should try it.

The Goonbag by Aussie Jesus June 18, 2021