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The GONG 

This was established sometime in the first semester of the 2005-06 school year at a college known as Loyola. No one knows how the idea struck this man we know as Tom Beyer. But what we do know is he created the most incredible smoking device ever known to mankind. The GONG is not only a smoking device, it is THE smoking device. On a terrible night, Beyer was forced to dismantle and rid 808 East of the GONG, but its soul will live on forever. RIP THE GONG 2005-2005...
Add a bubbler to the side of a gravity bong.... it gives you The GONG
The GONG by B-Rett Shep July 16, 2008

Bong the Gong 

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts
I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
Bong the Gong by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

kicking the gong around 

"He took her down to Chinatown and taught her how to kick the gong around"

"I saw ol'' Joe and he was kicking the gong around"

Kick the Gong 

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.
"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"
Kick the Gong by Jake October 5, 2003

Bipping the gong 

When you smack the gong like you smack your kids.
"Bro dudeskie I'm going to go Bipping the gong wanna come"

kickin the gong 

smokin opium, originated in the 1920's. many cab calloway lyrics refer to kickin the gong
you tellin me old ginger quit kickin the gong?
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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