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Hit The Deck 

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.
Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.
Hit The Deck by Kanda February 1, 2008

Artist of The Decade

Taylor Swift is not only the artist of the decade but also the music industry
Artist of The Decade by gwsstantwt October 17, 2020

The Decider 

The Decider is the supreme ultimate decision maker for the world.
President George W Bush: "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best, and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
The Decider by R. Alexis May 6, 2006

running the deck 

Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.
Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?

Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
running the deck by Gohan Barracuda November 22, 2017

The December 17th 2021 incident 

Quoted by Soundcloud user BigMuscleManSam, on November 1st 2021 he predicted that the Queen of England will die December 17th 2021. His prediction may be true as the Queen is going through her "new phase".
BigMuscleManSam: On December 17th the Queen will die. This will be called The December 17th 2021 incident.

The Decision

An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.
I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.
The Decision by jrolley325 August 17, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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