cooler than the polar bear's toenail
cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
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The John Cooper School
A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
The John Cooper School by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011
the john cooper school
due to economy and expensive addition towards their new high class, state-of-the-art preforming arts center, now an *exclusive* preK-12 preparatory school, where parents pay $12,00 tuition a year located in The Woodlands.
known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"
A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.
in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.
youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.
by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons
everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation
where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor
you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member
otherwise known as Hell.
known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"
A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.
in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.
youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.
by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons
everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation
where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor
you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member
otherwise known as Hell.
a typical the john cooper school convo
G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
the john cooper school by feahjeavmeaop June 29, 2010
the astley cooper school
UGLIEST PEOPLE really racist ,full of girls with body over there gcses grades example body count of 20, pussy be clapping for the nhs aswell releasing a strong toxic fish smells makes you wonder if there’s a fish market around.
white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.
white skinny girls think they can run the school more time they be looking like donald trump lolll , they think say n word is cool. are you not embarrasseddddd.
the astley cooper school by dw about it sweetheart January 12, 2021
cooper the super pooper scooper
cooper the super pooper scooper is a great guy altogether. he is cool,a great skateboarder, (and loves pickin up poops)
he know how to party and lives on uranus.
he know how to party and lives on uranus.
(girl) woww i love cooper the super pooper scooper!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!
cooper the super pooper scooper by WINGLYWONGDOPAPAPAOP September 21, 2021
Cooper the pooper scooper
A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Mason: is he blonde?
Calvin: Yes
Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
Cooper the pooper scooper by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
Snarfle the Cooter
Snarfle the Cooter by Mr. Word-tastic December 4, 2015
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