The Clyde

When two men shnoodle but one of them is upside down licking the other mans prolapse

Hey man lets do the Clyde

by sharp calculator January 22, 2015

Wide as the Clyde

The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.

You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.

by Ker Ber March 15, 2018

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).

Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.

by Irtiza July 5, 2018

Clyde The Cloud

The highest Artist there was,ever.

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.

by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018

clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick

hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut

by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017

The Clydesdale

The act of walking and shitting whilst drunk in a strangers home during a party. Preferably in a unoccupied room so it will be found at a later time. Also referred to as shit walking.

D.J. pulled The Clydesdale at this stuck up girl's house party, thus usurping the Upper Decker as the preferred means of getting even with someone. upper decker

by D.A.C.A October 30, 2010

Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 3, 2003