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The Clyde

When two men shnoodle but one of them is upside down licking the other mans prolapse
by sharp calculator January 22, 2015
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Wide as the Clyde

The Clyde is a massive river in Glasgow. The insult is a response to someone who done something cruel, wrong, cheeky, or cheeky. The insult is often made in response to a wise cracker or a joke merchant who done or made fun of someone's expense. It's banter to say this to your friend as a joke when they piss you off or when they make a joke that's sick or funny at your expense. Also when some one doesn't give you what you want you could say this.
You're as wide as the Clyde. He's/she's wide as the Clyde.
by Ker Ber March 15, 2018
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As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
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Clyde The Cloud

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.
by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018
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clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick
hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut
by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017
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The Clydesdale

The act of walking and shitting whilst drunk in a strangers home during a party. Preferably in a unoccupied room so it will be found at a later time. Also referred to as shit walking.
D.J. pulled The Clydesdale at this stuck up girl's house party, thus usurping the Upper Decker as the preferred means of getting even with someone. upper decker
by D.A.C.A October 30, 2010
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Riding the cotton clydesdale

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
by tradesman April 3, 2003
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