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An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn
I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!
The Bruce by D. Money March 2, 2008
Words you can keep
when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass
whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks
the bruce by bigballler23 July 6, 2011
To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
The Bruce by Brucestopher August 8, 2024

The Bruce Jenner 

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

The Bruce Lee 

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.
My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
The Bruce Lee by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Bruce Willis 

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com
"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina
The Bruce Willis by see-rod June 12, 2012

The Bruce Banner 

When in the middle of the act of sexual intercourse when one becomes angry for unknown reasons, "Hulk Smash!!!" is said, Or during climax.

Is also used to refer to loud grunting noises emitted from male pornstars during a taping.
"He gave her The Bruce Banner so loud we could hear it from down the hall."

"uuhn! UH! Hulk Smash!!!"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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