The Andys

When a commentator starts to hiccup

Oh did you hear they had a case of the andys in the comms box?

by Green_pie May 8, 2021

The Andy Effect

The psychological phenomenon in which individuals succumb to Andy's wishes/intentions when he declares his availability towards a certain event.

"Fam, I thought you men weren't gay?"
"Nah blood, once Andy starts sucking, we all start sucking."
"Word, it's the Andy Effect."

by wardrobes November 7, 2020

surfing the andy

Surfing the Andy involves sliding the penis up and down through a pair of butt cheeks. It is akin to titty fucking, but involves the ass. There is no penetration, only friction. (and love)

Ex:1
Tony: How did Nate do on his date?
Jim: She wouldn't go all the way, but he did surf the Andy for two hours.
Tony: Nice!!

Ex 2:
Eric: That Star Jones is so hot! I'd pay a million dollars to surf her Andy!

Ex 3:
Boy: Mom, when did you fall in love with daddy?
Mother: Honestly son, when he started surfing the andy lasting night.

by grandmaw39 September 1, 2006

The Andy Special 9000

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.

Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.

by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022

to do the andy

To ask a pretty woman you happen to meet on the street for a drink

Wow that girl is cute!" - "Are you going to do the andy on her?" - "Yeah, I should

by NotAnAndy March 4, 2011

Watching the Andy Griffith Show

A euphemism for jerking off.

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...

by GerkinKing February 4, 2010

The Andy

The lone friend who is generally not liked by your entire group of friends, yet people "put up with him/her." The Andy tends to find out where everyone is hanging out, despite noone inviting him/her. The Andy typically ends the fun at parties, and ruins any conversations he walks into, usually because they are about him. The Andy talks behind everyones back (talking shit), and buys them bad gifts at birthdays and Christmas.

"Dude, how the hell did Andy find us?"
"Shit, the Andy's coming? I'm going home."

by boogler January 8, 2009