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The Blow 

The Blow by Fastbobcat March 3, 2009
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The Blow 

a band of two singers: Khaela Maricich and Jona Bechtolt from Oregon, US. They're a beginning band, but so far successful. Their single, "True Affection" appeared in iTunes' "FREE ON iTunes" section. their most popular songs are "True Affection", "Parenthesis", "Hey Boy", and "Come on Petunia". They started in 2004 with the release of their first CD, "Poor Aim, Love Songs". On their myspace page they consider their style of music "Tropical/R&B/Jam Band" but to most they are considered "indie". Khaela is indeed, bi, but she can sing so who cares.
The Blow's single came out on iTunes last week.
The Blow by 333666999 April 20, 2007

The blow and pull 

It’s when you blow into a female vagina and finger blast her and pull the finger(s) out and let the vagina blow.
Man: “hey shawty can we try the blow and pull I just learned it.”

THE BLOW FISH 

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.
JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.
THE BLOW FISH by Briney January 19, 2023

the blow hole 

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.
get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby
the blow hole by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014

The Blow Hand Love Career 

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"

the blow hole 

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.
get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby
the blow hole by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014
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