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taxicab confessions 

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
taxicab confessions by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

taxicab shuffle 

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
An individual of oriental descent who has embraced the appealing ghetto lifestyle.
Jack (about a bootylicious honey): Damn, baby got back!
Jermaine affirms that Jack is a taxicab.
Taxicab by johnny cizzle February 22, 2007

taxicab with the doors open 

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.
Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

tijuana taxicab ride 

Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.
I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
- Carson Daly

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019