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taxicab confessions 

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.
Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.
taxicab confessions by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

taxicab shuffle 

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
An individual of oriental descent who has embraced the appealing ghetto lifestyle.
Jack (about a bootylicious honey): Damn, baby got back!
Jermaine affirms that Jack is a taxicab.
Taxicab by johnny cizzle February 22, 2007

taxicab with the doors open 

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.
Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!
taxicab with the doors open by I'likea September 29, 2006

tijuana taxicab ride 

Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.
I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
- Carson Daly
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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