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That's just her face

When someone looks perpetually angry or bitchy or insert other negative adjective here, but it's really just their face. When you meet them later, you realize they are a nice person, but the first impression is that they've got a stick up their ass.
Person 1: Have you seen Josie today? She was mugging me in the hallway.
Person 2: Aw, no, don't take it personally. That's just her face.

James: Did you see Henry today? He looks so stoned.
Timothy: Oh, no that's just his face.

Jim: Do you know who Jenny is?
Bob: Yeah, she seems like such a bitch.
Jim: Oh, well I talked to her today and she actually is really nice. That's just her face.

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. 

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.
Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

That's what I told her 

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".
Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"
That's what I told her by cusenerd October 22, 2011

That's how this works, you can throw him/her 

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her 

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!