thank job 

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

thank job by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

thank you Job 

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.

I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.

thank you Job by Bakerson August 18, 2022

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

Sneaky Tank Job by [e-mail] April 30, 2015

tank job 

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

tank job by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

Tank Job 

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

Tank Job by jdirtybird May 16, 2025