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thang long 

A Vietnamese restruant with a hilarious name.
Bitches only like me cause my Thang Long
thang long by HandCrankLife May 29, 2017

LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG.

A term to describe texting back and forth for a longass time with really large breaks in between each text.
Person 1: "we talked from 1pm to 2am.."
Person 2: "Oh shiet!!!.... you got that "LONG TIME COMMUNICATION THANG."

Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.
“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”
Long Thang by TheCoolMansUniform January 27, 2024

sunday is longer than monday 

your innerwear is showing/peeping out of your outerwear. It's a sentence in itself, sometimes used as a heads up to alert the concerned person. Sometimes it's used to make fun of a person wearing so.
Hey Rick! Sunday is longer than Monday!

long stabby thing 

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina 

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).
Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.
Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina by fpile September 12, 2010