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Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020
Thaila is a amazing friend she comes across more confident than she actually is. She can be sensitive but loves her friends with all her heart. If you have a Thaila in your life hold on and don’t let her go she is your BFF and will stay that way for all your life. Thaila is pretty, talented, flexible and the best friend in the world. She trusts you with anything and dates a lot of guys but gets over them easily because she is a strong person.

Thaila is:
Amazing
Kind
Beautiful

Caring
Pretty

Talented

Flexible
And you should love her forever more
Wow Thaila is so flexible and pretty I am so jealous!
I wish Thaila was my BFF
Thaila by Xx_mystery_xX October 31, 2019

Thailand 

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.
Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.
Thailand by Prayed March 24, 2019
A very daring girl who is the very definition of beautiful. She tends to be very smart, kind, energetic, and loves to laugh. Her eyes will catch the attention of more than half the guys in a room. She may even be athletic. Thali
Wow, did you see her eyes, must be Thaliah.

After such a long time, Abraham can still see the beauty in Thaliah.

<3 Abraham
thaliah by BOmberMan2016 September 1, 2014

Thailand 

One of the best nations there is.
A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.
Thailand by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.
The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."