théoxen

he's cool

Théoxen is cool

by jukijuki November 22, 2021

theoden

King of the free peoples of Rohan, resides in the Golden Hall of Meduseld. Father to Theodred, Uncle to Eomer and Eowyn.

Hail Theoden King!

by Captain Blasto January 13, 2004

theomeny

The fury of God

If you know what's good for you, you won't temp theomeny.

by CinRyan September 1, 2009

theoneneoeon

Someone who dedicates every paycheque to his favorite manchild on the internet.

you are being a theoneneoeon, you could spend that money on something useful why this?

by StiffImpersonator June 15, 2021

theoren

A very strong attractive male

Theoren is what every girl wants!

by Butterball628 November 9, 2013

Théoden

Commonly misspelt as “Theoden” this is the name of one of the Kings of Rohan, Théoden is the song Thengel and father of Théodred, he is also the uncle of Éowyn and Éomer, he’s a good and strong King, he was the King of Rohan during the War of the Ring, which was his final war as he died at the Battlof of the Pelennor Fields on the 14th of March in 3019 of the Third Age.

“Arise, Arise Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter, spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: ride now, ride now to Gondor! RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW TO GONDOR!!!”

Or

“Arise, Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending: death! Death!! DEATH!!! FORTH ÉORLINGAS!!!

by Sharkieofthemidworld August 28, 2022

Theoren

A bastard with no balls. synonym: Pussy

Me: Hey, you should jump off that bridge.
someone: No
Me: Stop being such a Theoren

by sourcreamman November 16, 2022