textlert
any text(s) from marketing alerts you sign up for from various companies. a combination of Text and Alert(s).
textlert by NealDemilo August 21, 2011
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textertain
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010
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textertain
1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
Textleting
When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
Textleting by Jinxed, Ragged, and Lurking August 8, 2019
textpert
textpert by Larry Watt April 30, 2006
textertantrum
when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.
textertantrum by Livingtheword June 28, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.