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textertain 

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010
Someone who is highly skilled in the art of sending texts messages.
John is so quick in responding to my text messages, he must be a textpert.
Textpert by Adrian Pt February 7, 2008

textertain 

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

Textleting 

When you start a text message and realize in the middle of writing it that you don’t mean it, it’s too serious, or it’s not worth your time. Normal conjugations apply.
Jeff: I must have been on one - I texted you 50 times between midnight and brunch.

Herc: Yeah, I wish you’d been textleting instead.
A person employed in the question answering service offered by 82ask or AQA.
Those Textperts at 82ask are awesome, shame about AQA
textpert by Larry Watt April 30, 2006

textertantrum 

when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.
my phone blew up because of this stupid textertantrum that Pat was having
textertantrum by Livingtheword June 28, 2010