text sense 

The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.

Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"

text sense by 2ace November 29, 2011

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic 

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic

A Text Books Worst Senses Are A Hispanic by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) 

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text) by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

textspense 

The anxiety that one feels when waiting for a text reply from another party. Most commonly a member of the opposite sex.

Phil: Were you nervous when you asked Maria out?

John: Hell yeah I was. After I sent the message the textspense was killin' me!

textspense by spiked_stiletto June 2, 2009