texas teabag
To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
texas teabag by aaa December 24, 2004
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Texas teabag ticklers
Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
Texas teabag ticklers by cobrafang May 19, 2021
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Texan Teabag
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
Texan Teabag by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008
Texan Teabag
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
Texan Teabag by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008
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