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texas lane change 

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.
"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
texas lane change by gwiz September 11, 2008
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Texas Lane Change 

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.
“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”
Texas Lane Change by Coolsno September 11, 2022
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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