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texas blowjob

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.
Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass
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Texas Blowjob

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it
Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy
by Jokey4 April 13, 2017
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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
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