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Texaco
One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.
R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.
B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
Texaco by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004
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texaco
the urge to take a poop, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.
texaco by valdimirjones August 11, 2008
Texaco Cleanse
After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
Texaco Cleanse by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010
Texaco Tubesteak
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
Texaco Tubesteak by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009
Texaco slamhouse
In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!
My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.
Texaco slamhouse by authomthauce813 March 25, 2022
Texaco Carwash
Texaco Carwash by JeffyDumDum303 April 1, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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