test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.

"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"

test-fuck by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012

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fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.

fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!

fuck test by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024

Related Words

test-fuck • fuck test • The Fitnessgram Fucking Test • should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked • test • test drive • test-tickle • test the waters • test lag • Test Me

The Fitnessgram Fucking Test

The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test

The Fitnessgram Fucking Test by Ninja125 August 5, 2021

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

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