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terminal white disease (TWD) 

The absolute inability to dance. Caused by the sheer act of being born 100% Caucasian. Some sufferers of TWD may show some rudimentary ability to country line dance, but will never be able to dance to any other type of music such as techno or hip-hop.
Nancy told Laura she would have to dance at the club, but Laura is too white...she has terminal white disease (TWD)and would look like a frigging idiot.

Terminal White Disease (TWD) 

Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....
(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026