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Tenesa is sweet, gentle and tender. But don't mess with her loved ones because she's protective as hell.
"I think that guy cheated on your best friend, Tenesa!"
"Aww thank you for telling me you're so sweet, NOW I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS!"
tenesa by jagäskarost December 16, 2019
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Maria Teresa 

Sexy as hell! Curvy, vivacious, intelligent and unforgettable. lover of all things, sometimes to a fault. She'll give you the shirt off her back, but don't cross her, she's an ally you'd hate to lose.
Maria Teresa is fine as fuuuuuck
Maria Teresa by Palmer00 December 21, 2016
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A beautiful girl who is selfless. She puts her friends frist. She is feisty, yet nice. Comedian, yet takes stuff seriously when it's necessary. She'll make you laugh on your worst days. She will do anything her friends' ask her to. She is feisty when someone bullies one of her best friends! She is nice to people deserves it. She's always ready to fight someone who's picking on her family or friends. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it the next day.
Person #1: Hey, who's that?
Person #2That's Teresa, she's my best friend.

Person #1:Ohh well then, don't make her get away.

Person #2:I know not to.
Teresa by Unknowncrusher1234 May 20, 2017

Teresa Titties 

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.
“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties
Teresa Titties by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

teresa maria

The most amazing girl you will ever find her brain and body are beautiful. Teresa Maria is the combination of classy with sassy, so don't get on her bad side. People with that name love with passion, and would do anything for there lovers. They are kind sweet and sincere nut don't get on there bad side because they would make you wish you were in hell.
Teresa Maria that girl is the bomb.com

Teresa Maria that's your girls name... Lucky you have a keeper.
A Teresa is a girl who is selfless. She can be a bitch but she is nice in general. She jokes too much, but she can be quiet at times. A Teresa is goofy and makes people laugh but only her closest friends know the real her. She can be having a good day and next thing you know she’s having a bad day. She loves her friends and family. And she drops her friends right if they turn fake. She don’t give a fuck about what bitches say about her. And she’ll only fight if it’s necessary. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it. Trust me!!.
I wish I could be like Teresa. She is so bad!”
Teresa by Qué onda! July 20, 2018
She is a great friend, a wonderful sister, funny, gorgeous, outgoing. Never too serious, the life of the party. There is no party without her. You’ll love her the moment you meet her.
Call Teresa and let’s get this party started.
Teresa by Kimone J July 19, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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