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A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.

Tenenbaum by nimportnawak February 9, 2010

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Tenenbaum

The act of being so responsive that the response sometimes proceeds the inquiry.

Yo I just Tenenbaumed you by telling you that shirt looked good before you even asked.

Tenenbaum by WebberPro May 8, 2013

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Lisa Tenenbaum

The worst teacher in the world. she can be a dragon woman.

the lady is such a lisa tenenbaum

Lisa Tenenbaum by Gil Fish May 8, 2018

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Tannenbaum

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.

I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

Tannenbaum by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017

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tannenbaumed

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

tannenbaumed by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

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tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

tannenbaum by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

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tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

tannenbaum by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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