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Ten Points for Gryffindor! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.
Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

Ten Points for Gryffindor 

The term defining the event where a man and a woman are having intercourse in a bedroom, and upon the time of finishing, a third party who has been hiding in the closet, unbeknowsnt to the man or woman, jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!" and promptly runs out of the room. Usually works best with random hook ups, but also is well suited for sex within a relationship.
"Yo dude, you remember how Chris was with that random girl last night? I so ten points for gryffindored them"
Ten Points for Gryffindor by 5079th October 17, 2008

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years 

When some says you cant do something cause your weak you say" Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years"
this pound of bricks is way to heavy for you bruh

Fuck you I fought in the UFC for ten years

Ten Points For Griffindor 

this is when you light someone up for the first time (marijuana) and it is essentially your award for doing so
Guy #1- Did you just get Sally to smoke weed?
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!

or

c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor

Beat a furry for ten days 

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th
man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries
Beat a furry for ten days by yes<.> February 8, 2024

Ten-Forty 

Wick House at the University of Chicago has their Finals Week dance parties at 10:45. Thus, at 10:40, they prepare for the dance of their life.

Thus, to say Ten-Forty means "5 minutes 'til Dance Party"
Andrew: Hey Adam, you know what time it is?
Adam: Oh, its Ten-Forty!
Andrew: You know what that means...
Adam: Awww yeah...
Ten-Forty by CinderellaFatass March 16, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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