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Julia Teymourian 

She sits next to me in Theology class and she is such a babe!! She has brown hair with blond high lighs and she is such a bro. She is SUPPER DUPPER funny and looks like a super model! EVERYONE LOVES HER!!! <3 <3 <3
GUY: Have u heard of this chick named Julia Teymourian... she is in my Theo class!!

HOT GUY: Yeeeee buddy!!! I love her!! She is SOOOOOO hot!!!

HOTTEST GUY: DON'T EVEN TRY GUYS SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS MINE!!!

temuri ketsbaia

Temuri Ketsbaia (born March 18, 1968 in Gali) is a now retired Georgian football midfielder who was previously one of the leading players with the Georgian national team. Known for his powerful shot and unpredictable personality, Ketsbaia is held in very high esteem by numerous sections of football fans across Europe. He is currently football manager for Anorthosis Famagusta.
Born in Gali, Abkhaz ASSR, Georgian SSR, he began his career with minor Georgian team Dinamo Sukhumi before transferring to Dinamo Tbilisi, the country's biggest team. He came to prominence whilst with Dinamo and earned a move to Cypriot club Anorthosis Famagusta FC in 1992 and then to Greece with AEK Athens FC, winning the Greek Cup with the club.
A living legend in the north east. Constinatly banging in goals for newcastle and in his spare time kikcing the fuck out of advertising boards.
look no further then the necwastle united football team temuri ketsbaia
temuri ketsbaia by JJ118 March 28, 2008

Teymouring 

Teymour is the person who sends very long text messages consisting of a dozen of paragraphs to random people around him by using a perfect language skill. These messages may be in order to sabotage something running like clockwork or in order to settle the old scores.No matter how accurate person who is being teymoured is. Teymouring refers to the action's itself.
-What happened again? What is this group and who are these people?
+ Nothing. She lost her wallet and is asking around by teymouring a bunch of guys who attended the party.
Teymouring by PassionlessPimp December 16, 2019
1. To die prematurely.
2. To die when a monster enrages in combat.
3. A Human Warrior in Everquest known for saying such foolery: "Chumps," "Silence!" "Nonsense!"
The warrior wasn't paying attention and got temurik'd.

Before the monster was slain, all the rogues got temurik'd.
temurik by Temurik July 18, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026