telema 

An epitome of beauty, sweet, caring, kind and easily forgiving. Goofy sometimes. When she falls in love she falls hard. Did I mention beautiful? She brightens a room when she walks in. All the boys like her . Extremely intelligent, down to earth and determined. Very lowkey too.

I’d love to have a Telema in my life.

telema by Derin🍒 November 18, 2020

telema 

An epitome of beauty, extremely beautiful, loving and kind. Down to earth and forgives easily. Slightly goofy sometimes and playful too. She brightens a room when she walks in and all the boys want her.

You need a Telema in your life xx

telema by Derin🍒 November 18, 2020

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

telepalmter by rkdrc February 7, 2010

televangelist 

A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.

The televangelist proclaimed that if you sent money to his ministry, God would reward you.

televangelist by Unidyne March 11, 2005

White Telepathy 

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes

White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013