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Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

telegothic 

the power by which emo's know where to congregate in town centers ect.(other than hot topic)

this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.
emo boy- do you know where everyones gonna be later

emo girl- yeah, down by hmv

emo boy- how do you know that?

emo girl- i'm telegothic
“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”
tele god by coolchickcase April 8, 2020

telegooning 

gooning with your flippin mind
edward was totally telegooning bella
telegooning by chuzz(chink huzz) February 5, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004