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telegod

power superior female named marlena
telegram chat: im so sick of these boring unloyal hoes, i wish there were more telegod's like marlena.
by xXxmarlenaxXx June 1, 2017
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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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telegothic

the power by which emo's know where to congregate in town centers ect.(other than hot topic)

this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.
emo boy- do you know where everyones gonna be later

emo girl- yeah, down by hmv

emo boy- how do you know that?

emo girl- i'm telegothic
by i know what this means January 4, 2009
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tele god

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”
by coolchickcase April 8, 2020
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telegooning

gooning with your flippin mind
edward was totally telegooning bella
by chuzz(chink huzz) February 5, 2025
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