telegothic

the power by which emo's know where to congregate in town centers ect.(other than hot topic)

this is how, when you see large numbers of emo/scene people in the same place, they all knew when to be there.

emo boy- do you know where everyones gonna be later

emo girl- yeah, down by hmv

emo boy- how do you know that?

emo girl- i'm telegothic

by i know what this means January 4, 2009

telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug

i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.

Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.

by Eextreme September 7, 2021

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"

Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit

by idk lol idk what to do August 19, 2022

Telepathic Rape

A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.

Hey, have you heard of Telepathic Rape?
Yeah, at least it'll never happen to you.

by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022

Telepathic

Exchanging your internal voice and mental images with people at a distance

I hear the FBI in my head I think the Illuminati is communicating with me telepathically

by David Illuminati June 4, 2016

telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.

1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."

by Wild Card July 28, 2008