teleathlete 

Someone who bing watches television as a sport.

"I am a professional teleathlete!"

teleathlete by jjkkmm April 26, 2024

teamathlete

A beginner triathlete enjoys joining triathlon groups but he/she doesn't understand that the sport is an individual sport unless done in a relay. Triathlon groups are meant for training guidance and are rich in informational sessions and provide value but by no means are they to swim in pairs, bike in pairs or groups or run as a group during a triathlon. When done in pairs or groups they no longer are triathletes and are teamathletes participating in triathlons. Unfortunately they get the same medal.

Check out that teamathlete, he just asked his friend to swim next to her the entire time and wait for her to get on the bike.

Wanna join my tri group ? I already have one ? How many people in your group ? Just me, I am a triathlete not a teamathlete

teamathlete by realtriathlete April 17, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004