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teamathlete

A beginner triathlete enjoys joining triathlon groups but he/she doesn't understand that the sport is an individual sport unless done in a relay. Triathlon groups are meant for training guidance and are rich in informational sessions and provide value but by no means are they to swim in pairs, bike in pairs or groups or run as a group during a triathlon. When done in pairs or groups they no longer are triathletes and are teamathletes participating in triathlons. Unfortunately they get the same medal.
Check out that teamathlete, he just asked his friend to swim next to her the entire time and wait for her to get on the bike.

Wanna join my tri group ? I already have one ? How many people in your group ? Just me, I am a triathlete not a teamathlete
teamathlete by realtriathlete April 17, 2013
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teleathlete 

Someone who bing watches television as a sport.
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teleathlete by jjkkmm April 26, 2024
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