teleathlete

Someone who bing watches television as a sport.
"I am a professional teleathlete!"
by jjkkmm April 26, 2024
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Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer
by jjkkmm June 09, 2018
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