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Teleaha is an amazing person pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's may get straight A's in class but she just the typical blond outside of the classroom. She most likely to become a stripper when she's older or the boss of a mafia gang. She may be hot but don't be fooled she is one of the most sneaky people you will ever meet. She's 100% dating that one person everyone ships her with that she says is "just a friend." Don't go looking through her phone for spicy messages trust me you won't find and she has many hidden private social media accounts dedicated just for thoes type of messaging with her boy best friend. She's most likely dated, hooked up or thought about hooking up with everyone you know but no-one else would ever know cause she will denie it. Don't be fooled by how hot a talented she is she can be a total bitch and steal your man in one look.
"watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Look Teleaha and her boy best friend must be dating by now, she's even playing with his hair near the bike racks"
teleaha by Teleaha October 30, 2020
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Teleaha is an amazing stunning girl pretty much the definition of a Heather. She's a girl that could snatch up anyone's man in one look so look out. She may be hot but don't let that fool you she's one of the most sneaky and secretive people you will ever meet she could be dating her boy best friend and no-one would ever know. If your looking for spicy messages in her phone trust me you won't find them she will have many private social accounts dedicated to that type of messaging most likely with her boy best friend. Don't let her fool you if she EVER says one of her boy best friends are "just a friend" she's most likely secretly dating them or has hooked up with them before. Look out for Teleaha shes very sneaky and could steal your man's.
"OMG look it's Teleaha again with her perfectly curled hair and cute shorty shorts 😈".
"Watch out Teleaha is flirting with your man again"
"Oh Teleaha and her friend must be dating by now, she even playing with his hair at the bike racks again"
Teleaha by Teleaha October 30, 2020
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telechase 

Chase (persuade) over telephone for paying back the outstanding.
I used to telechase our debtors, preferably in the evening, to pay back the long outstanding first to resume fresh credit supplies.
telechase by nkprkp January 21, 2022

Telepharmavangelism

(tell-a-farm-a-van-gelism)
Found in the song "Symptom Finger" by The Faint, a word that encompasses the vast market of quick fix drugs (weight-loss, anti-depressants, sleeping pills, etc.) found on television. The "symptoms" usually appear with the ad/commerical and commonly aren't "real."
- telepharmavangelist
1.
"They're selling these great weight-loss pills on TV! They'll even give you a free seven-day sample!"

"No, don't get them. Its just telepharmavangelism."

2.
"Man, thats a good telepharmavangelist! Listening to him makes me want to buy the anti-depressants and make my life more full and joyful!"

3.
"You've got to get the shit they sell;
The pills that fix the way to feel.
Now they've shown you what to get,
You feel it coming on."
She is an amazing girl who is smart and sarcastic at the same time. She never lets insults get to her and is always dreaming. She is an artist and is loyal to her friends.
"Woah! Teleah got an 100 on the test....again."
Teleah by Random-Ramen July 13, 2017

Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.
Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.
Teletha Testarossa by krayler June 30, 2006
Teleah's a really nice girl who can scare the literal shit outta you if she wants. She's usually a blonde who's smart, strong and nice unless you get in her way. She's loyal in relationship's but don't get too clingy. She doesn't really need a big, strong guy, just someone who will love her for who she is. She is strong but you break her heart and you'll be sorry you hurt her. Whether she's your friend, best friend or boyfriend she'll stand up for you. Never lose a Teleah
She's so smart, must be a Teleah
Teleah by writerkilljoy May 26, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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