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An expression that is prominently used to refer to an object that is either broken, of shoddy quality, or highly impractical. It can also refer to one's outlandish physical appearance or actions.
"Yo man, what's up with your computer? It keeps shutting off by itself"
"I don't know, man, shit is tekked."
tekked by thatdudechino September 3, 2013
Words you can keep
absolutely wasted. so wasted that you cant move.
shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing

you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious

maate i must've been tekked
tekked by JamieT123 September 20, 2007
Related Words

Tekken Head 

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.
Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.
Tekken Head by MickNeers May 13, 2018

Tekkening 

Pressing one button repetitively in order to beat an opponent. Usually noobs do this because they don't know how to do anything else. This term was popularized by the game Tekken where one could just press punch the entire fight and win as they wouldn't be able to respond.
"Dude I'm not playing with you again unless you stop tekkening"
Tekkening by tekken fan12 December 16, 2011

Tekkersaurusrex 

Someone who has the skills to pay the bills
Football- He is a TEKKERSAURUSREX
Tekkersaurusrex by Dackes September 18, 2012
Namco's 1st fighting game series.
Tekken by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Tekkerz basically means skill. For example good tekkerz means good skill, bad tekkerz means bad skill and UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERZ! is basically the dogs bollocks. When people just say "tekkerz" it is usually good.

It became known on the tv show Soccer AM.
OMG did you see that?" "Yeah it was tekkerz
Tekkerz by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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