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absolutely wasted. so wasted that you cant move.
shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing

you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious

maate i must've been tekked
tekked by JamieT123 September 20, 2007
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Tekken Head 

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.
Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.
Tekken Head by MickNeers May 13, 2018

Tekkening 

Pressing one button repetitively in order to beat an opponent. Usually noobs do this because they don't know how to do anything else. This term was popularized by the game Tekken where one could just press punch the entire fight and win as they wouldn't be able to respond.
"Dude I'm not playing with you again unless you stop tekkening"
Tekkening by tekken fan12 December 16, 2011

Tekkersaurusrex 

Someone who has the skills to pay the bills
Football- He is a TEKKERSAURUSREX
Tekkersaurusrex by Dackes September 18, 2012
Namco's 1st fighting game series.
Tekken by Anonymous August 31, 2003
Tekkerz basically means skill. For example good tekkerz means good skill, bad tekkerz means bad skill and UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERZ! is basically the dogs bollocks. When people just say "tekkerz" it is usually good.

It became known on the tv show Soccer AM.
OMG did you see that?" "Yeah it was tekkerz
Tekkerz by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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