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When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls
oh no I tefted
teft by joekercom October 5, 2016
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It refers to the the time of day. more towards the 10 AM- 6 PM time area.
I was tanning during the teft
teft by johnsmithers12 November 12, 2010
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Tefty by Hassan March 19, 2003
Tefty by kirk March 19, 2003
The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)
Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.
tefting by Gary Mack June 24, 2008
Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"
You got 80 teftagrams bro?
teftagram by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018
A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.
Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.
teftard by PissSlayer November 29, 2019
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