teft

When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls

oh no I tefted

by joekercom October 5, 2016

teft

It refers to the the time of day. more towards the 10 AM- 6 PM time area.

I was tanning during the teft

by johnsmithers12 November 12, 2010

Tefty

Kirk is a big gay boy

by Hassan March 19, 2003

Tefty

winner

by kirk March 19, 2003

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008

teftagram

Smaller then a microgram. Some dumb female discovered them. Apparently she's the "plug"

You got 80 teftagrams bro?

by Sccfcantholdme February 27, 2018

teftard

A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.

Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.

by PissSlayer November 29, 2019