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Tablets of drugs (usually of the illicit kind).
{From the BBS door game, "Barneysplat" by Bong Software from 1992}

What would you like to do to Barney?

1: Cram him down the toliet with the toliet brush?
2: Give him some nice Barney acid teepz?
3: Strap him to the biggest loudspeaker at an Anthrax concert?

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teepz by Telephony November 29, 2020
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teepz • Teep • teepee • teez • teezy • teepo • Teezalc • teepeeing • teepee tits • Teepotus

tape teezy 

A known Staten Island rapper, who is known for his amazing rhymes from the 314,303. He is the CEO of PL.co clothing brand and is a talented person in other things. He happens to be Filipino , smart , and dresses in all the freshest clothes such as Bape, Supreme , Diamond and much more. He is a quiet kid , but a really nice one and outgoing person outside of school. Constantly says "Hann" and "pretty legit if you ask me" if a non-annoying way.
person 1:Hey did you hear the new Tape Teezy mixtape?

person 2: Yeah , He reps the Shaolin island

TapeTeezy: Pretty Legit if you ask me...
tape teezy by TapeTeezy December 9, 2012
literal meaning is "in your ass"
Person 1 : Where is my phone ? I can't find it anywhere.
Person 2 : I know where it is.
Person 1 : Where ?
Person 2 : Fe teezak !
Fe teezak by Zoka01 June 15, 2022

Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.
When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.
Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017
TEEZALC
Mrs Johnson's way of helping you write a analytical paragraph
T-topic sentence
E-evidence
E-explain and explore
Z-zoom in on words or techniques
A-analyse the effect
L-link back to the text
C-contexe
"Use TEEZALC to help you with your essay"
TEEZALC by teezalc.com December 3, 2020

Teez El Erd 

It is an arabic word that translates to "ass of the monkey" and it is used to describe a gay mathematician.
You've been doing a lot of calculus today ya bahaa ya teez el erd.
Teez El Erd by Scrabble2000 January 15, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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