teeny peeny 

The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.

Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!

teeny peeny by I luvvvvva da jeffffrey May 16, 2010

Peeny Teeny 

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.

Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

Peeny Teeny by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.

That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.

That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club 

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club by mehble November 26, 2010

teeny weenie peenie 

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

teeny weenie peenie by keepkosher December 15, 2011

teen peen 

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!

Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.

teen peen by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004