teeny peeny

The art of possessing an abnormally small penal organ which is capable of little more than to be the subject of jokes. Can also be used to molest young boys.

Reporter: How are you able to molest young boys so easily geoffrey?
Geoffrey: IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!! ... IVE GOT A TEENY PEENY!!!

by I luvvvvva da jeffffrey May 16, 2010

Teenie Weenie Peenie

teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.

by kath__ January 23, 2007

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

by mehble November 26, 2010

Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.

Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018