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teenage angst 

A stage most freshman/sophomore girls in high school go through. Instead of taking the time to feel better about themselves, they elaborate their sad feelings by purchasing black clothes for an "image", cutting themselves for attention, writing in their LiveJournals about why their lives suck, and say that their parents are out to get them. Some become so brain damaged that they run away from home and write really crappy poetry about how nobody has it worse than they do.
Marina: "Cindy's such a drama queen. Why does she have to tell us her life sucks every day?"

Carla: "Don't worry about it, she's going through her teenage angst phase. She's a freshman, remember?"
teenage angst by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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teenage angst 

Milan Patel is the epitome of teenage angst!
teenage angst by piggybutt November 10, 2018

Teenage angst 

He has such teenage angst

teenage angst whore 

This means someone (most likely a teenager) who is very attached to their sadness, and think they are the only person out there who has it bad. They tend to complian and bitch about things they could fix or just get over easier but they are to absorbed in themselves.
Jenny won't come out and play because she is sitting in her basement slitting her wrists and listening to emo music.

teenage angst whore 

Everyone knows a teenage anst whore. Long hair, constantly complaining,often named Ryan.
*A thorn in my side :) !

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026