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Teddy Bombed 

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.
"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."
Teddy Bombed by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Teddybomber

A shot consisting of 1/3 vanilla vodka, 1/3 espresso vodka, and 1/3 whipped cream vodka, with a splash of vanilla coke.
After all those teddybombers last night, I had trouble waking up this morning!
Teddybomber by luvleigh43 January 24, 2011

teddybomber

when Leigh invented the Teddybomber, and Rena named it, a Star Was Born.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008