techorexic 

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

techorexic by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

Technorelic 

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

Technorelic by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

technorexic 

Unable to perform the most basic tasks using a PC or electonics.

"Hey Mark, Can you come help me program the timer on my VCR, I'm a technorexic!"

technorexic by Paula Steeves October 9, 2006

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

textorexic by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022