techorexic

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

Technorelic

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

technorexic

Unable to perform the most basic tasks using a PC or electonics.

"Hey Mark, Can you come help me program the timer on my VCR, I'm a technorexic!"

by Paula Steeves October 9, 2006

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

by Allyson W. January 22, 2009