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Team c meaning you’re apart of the cream team. This means you cream
Are you apart of team c
team c by 1000 moons November 23, 2023
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C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.
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C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

C team baseball

The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught
Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*

C Team Baseball

Proof Jesus loves everyone, except Fort Collins High School.
"C Team Baseball"

"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody

c team baseball

a group of boys from fort collins high school who suck each other off in the back of the bus
We in c team baseball
c team baseball by up down left right November 19, 2022

the C team 

a group of aspiring B-team athletes that talk shit but mainly just get drunk and talkative
1: try outs for the C team today, you ready?
2: shit I thought they were next week
1: Wow youre definitely C team material
the C team by sasquatchkk March 2, 2011

Team J.C 

People that try to make christianity "cool" often refer to Jesus Christ as "J.C". It's an attempt to suck in as many kids and sinners as possible, owing to the fact that chavs and skanks have been naming their kids with just initials for the last 20 years. There is a handful of C.J's, A.J's, D.J's, J.D's and M.J's in every community. The J seems to be the key letter here. And claiming that they're on a "team" makes the possibility of hooliganism seem way more likely. Obviously, the idea is that the idiots will all flock to those on "Team J.C" thinking that they will be having an excellent time with a cool person if they join them.

What they do get is as much religious tea as they can drink, a few dry biscuits, people with soft and weak voices telling them that God loves them all and possible molestation and inappropriate behaviour from the Vicar and/or Choir Master.

They tend to recruit in non confrontational ways, like going up to some kids in town and asking them if they're having a good day, or on their way to a party before they give them a leaflet.

Those in charge of "Team J.C" can often be heard saying things like, "You know what, gang? It's prayer time! Come on, let's give it up for the Lord!" or even "Paper chains ARE cool, now let's attach them to this easter bonnet before the flour and water paste dries"

Really, the J.C should stand for "Just Crazy"
"Oh Lordy, it's Team J.C, dead ahead"
"How do you know they're on the team?"
"Check it out, they've got bumbags stuffed full of leaflets and Evanessence T shirts on! Plus, look at those crazy, vacant smiles.......they're on the team! Quickly, kids, run to the car!"
Team J.C by MagickDio March 18, 2010
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