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Teacher, my as s
Stalked, copied, pasted, and fake as s you are

Can't never go up to my level
Looking down, seeing you are with struggles

Writing these lines
Ideas are freely flowing out of my mind
You wrote a book
But it was as hard as squeezing out a po op

What took me less than 5 minutes to write
Took you almost half of your life to complete and sign

Go ahead and have a tantrum
'Cause I am not one of your reta rded fandom

Drinking tea while letting my poems sail
Your ginger ale is just so f stale
Tea cher, my as s.

L is for Love
O is for Open-minded
S is for Sassy
E is for Enlightenment
R is for Righteousness

Wait, don't be so happy just yet
'Cause I'm not complementing you, you bet

When things don't seem to describe (you), you'd better go or look to the Left side.
While watching me fly

with my rightwings spreading wide
Like a Phoenix roaring in the sky.
tea cher by Infinity® August 31, 2023
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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

annoying bitch teacher 

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.
Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.
teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017

The vegan teacher

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

Asshole Teacher 

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.
Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
Asshole Teacher by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012

Gym teacher 

Usually a fat older person who thinks they’re the shit and take out their grumpiness on students. They love to stand around and look creepily at students. They also look like they’ve never done exercise in their lives and complain all day.
Gym teacher by Yourlovee September 20, 2019