tatter nuts

Someone that has severely dry balls cuz he is a geek and never gets laid.

"John Doe after several years of being alone and excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of tatter nuts"

by JeebusDa3rd August 4, 2008

tater nuts

What you call a guy when he have mashed potatoes fall on his nuts. Derived from an episode of That 70's Show.

Hyde: Let's ask Tater Nuts.
Kelso: Don't call me that!

by sb129 April 15, 2008

Tater Nuts

Well endowed Sack of Testicles well having Small Penile Shaft

or a Nickname of some people

"His shaft was small, but he had a nice set of Tater Nuts!"

"His Tater Nuts were slamming my clit like a demolition crane tearing down a building."

"Hey Tater Nuts, Check out that girl."

by Jason aka TaterNuts December 27, 2005

Tater Nuts

The testicles of a Mexican boy. Easily aroused by fat chicks.

"Eric! I don't wanna see them tater nuts!"

by Kyler Kephart December 22, 2007

Tater Nuts

What you call someone who falls asleep while hanging out with a group of friends. Usually passing out due to several substances in the body. Drunk or stoned. It's often accompany with a punch to the chest to wake the person up.

After several beers, Mark fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. Zack yelled "Quit being a tater nuts," and punched him in the chest.

by RPaulsen December 13, 2009

taternuts

a term of endearment, when you wanna compliment and insult youre friend at the same time!

hey wats up taternuts!!

by katotool April 23, 2007