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Patoochie 

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.
Patoochie by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012
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tatouche 

A guy that has large tattoos on his body in an effort to seem cool, but still can't shake his douchebag image.
You: Dude, check out that tatouche by the pool.
Me: Looks like he was hazed by Ed Hardy.
tatouche by Pnt-E Drpr April 24, 2009

Thoochie 

The crevasse in between the thigh and the coochie.
“Bro I went to the movie theater with this chick, and she totally let me slither my fingies into her Thoochie crack.”
Thoochie by Myjiblits February 4, 2021

catoochie 

A cute vagina looking beautiful and well maintained. Can be said in the the presence of small children and or elders without catching harsh glances from the catoochie holder.
Hey beautiful I loved the way that catoochie tasted last night.
catoochie by KaminaYeyyyHaaaa September 28, 2023
go whipe your toochie.
toochie by KraZee October 4, 2003
toochie is a word used for a very hairy vagina
toochie by Basic.Bunny February 26, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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