tarv

is a total loser; someone who has no friends due to their own actions and/or practices

Dude, some tarv was talking to Brandy at the bar, and I could tell she wasn't into it, so I punched his eye, bent Brandy over a bar stool and railed her from behind.

by Adam Bradley November 13, 2007

tarving

so hungry you'd be willing to eat a bag of turtles. Or a brazillian... waxed or otherwise.

You gonna eat that? I'm tarving.

by Digger3111 April 02, 2013