The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife
After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.
A stupid skinny bitch. A girl who needs an entourage to make herself feel good . She belittles people to make herself feel good. All in all she's a bum fugly ass bitch.
Having a Tarsi in your life is the best could ever happen to you. He’s, appart from handsome and clever, so kindly that you never recieve a “no” from him.
If you don’t have a Tarsi in your life yet, what are you waiting for?