The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardicaca Shark by runningAFbear April 29, 2010

Related Words

tarsica • Tarica • tarrica • Tarsila • Tardicaca Shark • tardican • Tarpically • tarscaveia • tarsicio • Tarvica

Tarica

A term to describe strength, courage, and the ability to overcome all obstacles.

I wish I had the Tarica to quit this job.

Tarica by Tarica's Secretary February 5, 2010

Tasica

A difficult person.

"This person is like a Tasica"

Tasica by varcolac1000 August 24, 2017

tardican

a mentally challenged person of mexican descent

i thought jose couldnt understand english, but it turned out that he was a tardican.

tardican by thedoobabides September 24, 2011

tarscaveia

A stupid skinny bitch. A girl who needs an entourage to make herself feel good . She belittles people to make herself feel good. All in all she's a bum fugly ass bitch.

I hope she isn't like Tarscaveia .

tarscaveia by iLoveU June 3, 2014

tarsicio

Having a Tarsi in your life is the best could ever happen to you. He’s, appart from handsome and clever, so kindly that you never recieve a “no” from him.
If you don’t have a Tarsi in your life yet, what are you waiting for?

Tarsicio is so special.

tarsicio by anonymous November 22, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026