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Tactically Drunk 

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)

Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.
"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!

tactically acquire 

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?
tactically acquire by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

tactically superior avocado 

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo

tragically hip 

Being so obsessed with keeping up with the latest retro or counter-culture fads and social pretensions that you lose your ability to think for yourself and suppress any originality you may have ever had. In the process of doing this you completely embarrass yourself but since you're so hip you don't care what lesser mortals think of you.
All those mindless hipsters wearing their lame Urban Outfitters uniforms and shopping for used vinyl records at thrift stores are tragically hip. Actually, they're just tragic.
tragically hip by gummy bear whore November 27, 2007
1-with all or many of the usual or expected characteristics

2-sometimes used to express annoyance
1
- Look at that dude. He's black!!
- He's a typically HipHop music fan

2
When a bitch starts talking about mariage, her prick, typically, tries to change the subject.
typically by holden_C August 8, 2006